My friends always tell me I'm the dumb one. →
thatfunnyblog: And I’m like: But then I turn around and say stuff like: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
That awkward moment when you can't find your phone...
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When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned: What they actually do: Click here if you’re awkward!
I'm not a morning person →
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I didn’t want any flowers, I only wanted To lie with my hands turned up and be...– Sylvia Plath (via le-somnambulist)